They both have a 38 percent chance of winning (10 bucks)

Donald Trump who is having trouble finding the funds for his $454 million bond needed to comply with a New York court ruling over shady business dealings from himself and his family. The real loser here is Melania, she may end up with half of the nothing he owns now. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Today, President Biden posted his bracket, and he picked a favorite, UConn, to repeat as national champions. Yeah, Biden relates to UConn ’cause they both have a 38 percent chance of winning again.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, Trump didn’t fill out a bracket ’cause he doesn’t have the 10 bucks to join the pool.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”