idiocracy23: November 2023

Thursday, November 30, 2023

Jimmy Dore: 95% Of World’s Protests Are Pro-Palestine & AGAINST Israel! – Says Israeli Think Tank

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Krystal Ball & Ryan Grim HUMILIATE Themselves While Lying To Protect AOC!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Seattle Seahawks vs. Dallas Cowboys | 2023 Week 13 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

He's wishing everybody happy Chaka Khan (Don't come in here!)

You guys, this Sunday is the first night of Hanukkah. Which means we're just two days away from President Trump going on Twitter and wishing everybody happy Chaka Khan. --Jimmy Fallon

Trump and Mitt Romney were spotted having dinner here New York last night, and everyone’s talking about Romney’s expression. It got even worse when the spaghetti came and Trump said, “Ever see ‘Lady and the Tramp’?” –Jimmy Fallon

Today was Cyber Monday, where they offer a lot of really good deals just to online shoppers. It's the only day of the year where guys have an innocent reason for quickly shutting their laptops and saying "Don't come in here!" –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Flash Mob Style Robberies Are Now Hitting Delivery Trucks

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Democracy Now: Henry Kissinger and the Moral Bankruptcy of U.S. Elites

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

White House BLAMES Misinformation For Viral Economic Pain | Breaking Points

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

GM Humiliates BIDEN As UAW Announces HISTORIC Organizing

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

David Talbot on "The Devil's Chessboard"

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kim Iversen: Kennedy in CROSSHAIRS: Allen Dulles' Covert Schemes REVEALED!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kim Iversen: Media Blackout: Exposing the CIA's Control Over News Narratives

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Glenn Greenwald: “Go F*ck Yourself!” Elon's Defiant Message to Disney

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Arizona Diamondbacks (S16 G 41-50)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bibi, AIPAC Plan BIG LOBBY Against Ceasefire | Breaking Points

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bidenomics FAIL: Americans Need $12K MORE A YEAR To Afford Basics Compared To January 2021

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Joe Rogan TRASHES Biden's 2024 Chances

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wow – how’d they get a venue so quick?! (Does this mean I can stay in my pajamas?)

Another big story is that Prince Harry is engaged to Meghan Markle. And it was announced that they’ll marry at Windsor Castle this May. Right now, every bride is asking, “Wow – how’d they get a venue so quick?!” –Jimmy Fallon

A little drama out of Washington today. Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi canceled their meeting with President Trump, after he attacked them on Twitter. Then Trump was like, “Does this mean I can stay in my pajamas?" –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I got you a very special package, mine (Cold Mexico)

"Thank you, the TSA, for celebrating your 10th birthday this month. I got you a very special package, mine." –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Starbucks is going to start blocking adult websites from their Wi-Fi networks. They said there's a time and a place for that type of behavior, and it's all day at Dunkin' Donuts. --Jimmy Fallon

"Herman Cain said that we should focus on our neighbor to the south, Mexico, and our neighbor to the north, Cold Mexico." –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

If everyone is king, then no one is king (This is why nobody believes in UFOs, by the way)

Spotify Wrapped users across the nation learned their listening habits of the year. These Spotify year-end wrap-ups are somehow more embarrassing than your porn search history. My top five artists qualified me for the senior discount at IHOP this year. If I show my pharmacist my top five, they give me Lipitor without a prescription. —Jimmy Kimmel

The most globally streamed artist of the year was, unsurprisingly, Taylor Swift, who is rumored to have moved into new beau Travis Kelce’s Kansas City home after a moving truck was spotted outside his house. Meanwhile, no video footage exists of the White House Christmas tree falling over from a gust of wind. Three hundred million iPhones in this country, not one of them was pointed at the White House at 5pm. A moving truck outside of Travis Kelce’s house? That they got, no problem. A 40ft tree almost falling on the White House? Nothing. This is why nobody believes in UFOs, by the way. —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Obama-Biden Global CENSORSHIP Scheme EXPOSED By Whistleblower: Michael Shellenberger EXCLUSIVE

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Glenn Greenwald: No, TikTok Is Not a Chinese Spy App

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Why do I keep getting all these ink cartridges? (I spelled my name right!)

President Trump just went on Twitter and bragged about a poll showing that he has a 46 percent approval rating. Really? That’s like posting a math quiz on the fridge where you got a D+. “I spelled my name right!” –Jimmy Fallon

I read that Congress is debating if President Trump should have the power to order a nuclear strike. I guess right now, it’s an even split between “No” and “Hell, no.” They have a good plan though. They’re gonna replace the red button on his desk with the one that orders office supplies from Staples. “Why do I keep getting all these ink cartridges? Sad!” –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Indiana Revolution vs Vegas Golden Knights

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Of course I do — Superman, Wonder Woman and Ben Affleck (Batman's recurring nightmare)

Donald Trump went on Twitter today and mocked Ronda Rousey for losing her fight this past weekend. In response, T-Mobile's CEO said he'd pay to see Trump fight her in the ring — at which point, Trump started building a wall around himself. –Jimmy Fallon

Carrie Fisher claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with Harrison Ford on the set of “Star Wars.” And Jabba the Hutt was like, “You said you don’t date coworkers. What’s the deal?” –Jimmy Fallon

Trump keeps tweeting that the Justice Department should investigate Hillary Clinton, instead of his ties to Russia. When asked if he knows who runs the Justice Department, he said, "Of course I do — Superman, Wonder Woman and Ben Affleck." –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Joe Biden could become the first president ever to get impeached because his son didn’t have Apple Care (identity crisis)

The chair of the oversight committee, James Comer, tried to publicly slam Hunter Biden for demanding special treatment: “Hunter Biden is trying to play by his own rules instead of following the rules required of everyone else. That won’t stand with House Republicans.” Which is, of course, hilarious for about 10,000 different reasons. Even though we’ve seen no evidence, and they’ve seen no evidence, that Joe Biden had anything to do with this, Hunter and the laptop – this will not go away. Joe Biden could become the first president ever to get impeached because his son didn’t have Apple Care. —Jimmy Kimmel

These guys are so desperate to smear Joe Biden, they are literally now grasping at straws. Fox News host Jesse Watters criticized Biden for drinking a milkshake through a straw. Using a straw is “not a good look”, he said, because “men should never suck anything through a straw”. Really? Is that a thing now? Anyone feel like Jesse Watters might be going through some sort of an identity crisis? —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

You’re basically a telemarketer who gets to decide if we occasionally send money to Ukraine (How are we supposed to make stuff up?)

The swamp has somehow begun to drain itself, with nearly 40 members of Congress announcing plans to retire at the end of their terms. Which is very unusual, I mean, some members are retiring because the House and the Senate have become gridlocked by partisanship, but most of them just want to get away from Lauren Boebert and Ted Cruz. That, and avoiding the grind of fundraising for re-election every two years. The unfortunate secret about being a congressman that people don’t know is that you spend most of your time calling and begging for money. You’re basically a telemarketer who gets to decide if we occasionally send money to Ukraine. —Jimmy Kimmel

In other congressional news, lawyers for Joe Biden’s son Hunter told a Republican-led committee that he is prepared to be questioned at their impeachment inquiry next month – but only if the hearings are held in public. Republicans don’t want that. They don’t want it on TV. They’re like ‘if we don’t do this behind closed doors, how are we supposed to make stuff up?’ —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Organize, Educate, Agitate (Way to go, Einstein)

"Hey, you guys, it's Friday the 13th. A lot of people are superstitious about the number 13. President Franklin Roosevelt refused to travel on the 13th of every month, would never host 13 guests at a dinner party, either. And President Bush wasn't allowed to see any movie rated PG-13." –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that one hundred years ago this month, Albert Einstein presented his theory of General Relativity, which explains how gravity works. And it also marks the last time someone actually meant it when they said, “Way to go, Einstein.” –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thank God I'm not a taxpayer! (We need someone on the inside)

Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka said that her father loves eating at McDonald's. It makes sense, considering the “McFlurry” is also what Trump asks for when he goes to the barber. –Jimmy Fallon

Prince William and Kate recently made plans for their baby daughter, Princess Charlotte, to join the Girl Scouts when she turns five. That's how good Girl Scout cookies are. Even royalty is like, “We need someone on the inside.” –Jimmy Fallon

A new report finds that protecting Donald Trump and his family is costing New York City taxpayers over $1 million a day. Then Trump was like, “Thank God I'm not a taxpayer!” –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

It was really nice watching parents show their kids the true meaning of claustrophobia (pinky rings)

Actually, I read that the star on the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree weighs 900 pounds and features 3 million crystals. 900 pounds and 3 million crystals, or as guys from New Jersey call that, a pinky ring. --Jimmy Fallon

Oh, I saw that tonight was also the Christmas-tree-lighting ceremony at the White House. President Trump said it's the only time he can press a giant button without everyone in America being absolutely terrified. --Jimmy Fallon

Guys, tonight was the big Rockefeller Center. Christmas tree lighting. There were thousands of people out in the plaza. It was really nice watching parents show their kids the true meaning of claustrophobia. --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”