"Enron's president,
Ken Lay, passed away last week. So I guess even God lost money on that Enron
deal. I believe the official cause of death was listed as 'karma.' The family
asked in lieu of flowers, please send some elderly retiree's entire life
savings." --Jay Leno
"It was announced
today that George Bush's childhood home in Texas has been turned into a museum.
Unfortunately, once you get inside you can't find your way out." --Jay
Leno
"President Bush has
proposed sweeping immigration changes, which is pretty amazing when you
consider before he became president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest
form of flattery." --Jay Leno
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