It’s called Bronzer, Nancy and it’s not fooling anyone (You would not believe the tater tots I have access to)

Nancy Pelosi said President Trump is involved in a coverup. It’s called Bronzer, Nancy and it’s not fooling anyone. --Stephen Colbert

Today, President Trump arrived in Rome. He’s so excited to finally meet Jude Law. “You look much older in person. You need to moisturize.” –Stephen Colbert

Apparently — this is being reported in the Washington Post — Trump was showing off for his guests telling the Russians: “I get great Intel. I have people brief me on great Intel every day.” Well, yeah. You’re the president. It’s the job. It’s like the guy working the fry station saying, “You would not believe the tater tots I have access to.” –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

when he’s in the room, women don’t smile (One paycheck)

There has been a ton of fallout from the latest batch of Epstein files. Trump is so eager for this to go away, he said, that on Wednesday, when asked about the files at the Oval Office, the president answered: “I think it’s really time for the country to get on to something else. Now that nothing came out about me … but I think it’s time now for the country to maybe get on to something else.”

Yes sir, I think it’s time to turn the page. Unfortunately, you’re on the next page too. You’re on like 5,000 of the pages. Trump really wants us to stop talking about his former best friend’s international sex crime documents, which is why when CNN’s Kaitlan Collins followed up on that initial question, Trump lashed out and said: “You are the worst reporter. CNN has no ratings because of people like you. 

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile,” Trump continued. “I’ve known you for 10 years. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a smile on your face … You know why you’re not smiling? Because you know you’re not telling the truth. And you’re a very dishonest organization, and they should be ashamed of you.” Not only is that disgusting and misogynistic, but it’s also a bit of a tell – ‘Uh, Mr President, what do you say to the accusations that you mistreat women?’ 

‘That girl’s fugly and I hate her.’ But according to JD Vance, Trump’s comment that Collins didn’t smile enough was “actually, like, so perceptive”. He’s got a point. No, folks, he’s got a point! It is perceptive of the president to recognize that when he’s in the room, women don’t smile. —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Maxwell Underpass and Tarp (Yeah, easy for her to say)

Sunny Hostin said it's odd that Pete Hegseth wants tougher physical standards in the military. Yeah, easy for her to say. She's the only one in The View who can still see her feet. — Greg Gutfeld 

Maxwell House Coffee has a new brand called Maxwell Apartment to better reflect where most drinkers live. They also plan to put out a blend for San Francisco named Maxwell Underpass and Tarp. — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He would have said more but he had to clear the dishes from her table (a tractor trailer carrying frozen curly fries)

In Maine, a tractor trailer carrying frozen curly fries caught fire on the highway. Crap, now I need a new tractor trailer said JB Pritzker. —Greg Gutfeld

Don Lemon told Megan Kelly to go F herself after seeing her reaction to Joy Reid's firing. He would have said more but he had to clear the dishes from her table. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Fox News Polls: Is Trump's Economy Working for Your Family?

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Abby Martin & Richard Wolff Discuss Socialism in 2019

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”