what a month it’s been for 78-year-old white guys (so it’s basically a midlife crisis)

January 2021

“And Tom Brady makes history as both the oldest person ever to play in a Super Bowl and the first person who ever moved to Florida so he could keep working.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“That is right, Tom Brady is once again returning to the Super Bowl. Man, between Tom Brady and Joe Biden, what a month it’s been for 78-year-old white guys.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Brady played for the Patriots for 20 years before switching to a younger team this season, so it’s basically a midlife crisis.” —Stephen Colbert

“How is Tom Brady still winning at 43? What is his secret? I’m only 36 and all my Google searches are like, ‘Hips make clicking sound when I walk, am I dying?’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”