Is there a doctor in the house? (everyone knows that money was earmarked for Somalian thieves)

An indicted House Democrat could be expelled from Congress. She allegedly stole millions in COVID funds and everyone knows that money was earmarked for Somalian thieves. —Greg Gutfeld

A Secret Service agent guarding Jill Biden shot himself in the leg at the Philly at the Philly airport on Friday. When he screamed, "Is there a doctor in the house?" Jill said yes and quickly started reading him a children's book. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's our job to do the exact opposite (I'd hit that)

The Vatican has published images of the Pope laying in an open casket. A surprised Jill Biden said, "I'd hit that." It's a joke about Jill not about the Pope. Send your letters to Jill. —Greg Gutfeld

Four more Democrats went to El Salvador to visit Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Mr. Garcia will now make the very difficult decision on who he wants to give a rose to. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I sleep next to one every night (eight drink minimum)

 

Former VP nominee Tim Waltz is now doing standup comedy. Kamala Harris dropped by to support him, and because she heard there was an eight drink minimum. —Greg Gutfeld

On a flight to Italy a couple was forced to sit besides a dead passenger. Big deal, I sleep next to one every night said Jill Biden. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I find it hard to believe I’m saying this, but it’s beneath you (Pride month is different there)

At the reopening ceremony for Notre Dame cathedral, Trump sat next to Jill Biden. It was a rare moment of conciliation that would’ve given this country hope, had it not been immediately been undermined by the returning president releasing an actual cologne belittling and sexualizing the moment. The ad, selling a “a fragrance your enemies can’t resist!” marketed Trump’s cologne for $199 a pop. You won! You don’t have to push merch any more. I find it hard to believe I’m saying this, but it’s beneath you. —Jon Stewart

The Assad regime in Syria has fallen. So it’s no surprise that after he fled to Moscow, the Syrian people took to the streets, joyfully riding a torn-down statue of Assad’s father like a parade float. Pride month is different there. —Stephen Colbert

This week has also seen the Trump camp reveal that anyone who donates $1 million to the inauguration will win a dinner with Trump and J.D. Vance and for $2 million he won’t bring Vance. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

The problem with capitalism is... (slang for charisma)

First Lady Jill Biden unveiled a new ice rink near the White House setting the stage for next week’s headline, ‘President Shatters Pelvis On Ice Rink.’ —Colin Jost

Disney announced that they’ll be making two more sequels to Frozen, but by the time they come out, the only thing frozen will be Elsa’s eggs. —Colin Jost

Miriam-Webster announced that one of the site’s most looked up words of 2023 was rizz, which is slang for charisma. But if you have to look it up, well b*tch you ain’t got it. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

The two kinds of people when I explain my kinks (So, apparently, weed is legal on Air Force One)

March 2023

“Let's get to some news. Today, in Washington, the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, kicked off. I heard that this year top Republicans like Ron DeSantis and Mitch McConnell aren't attending CPAC. It's being held in D.C. at the Gaylord National Resort and Convention Center. Now we know Mike Pence won't be there, either.” —Jimmy Fallon

“A few days ago, when First Lady Jill Biden was flying back from a trip to Kenya, the plane stopped to refuel in Italy, and she ordered 19 pizzas. Man! So, apparently, weed is legal on Air Force One.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Harvey Weinstein petitioned to become a bank (Welcome to my hell)

In a late night vote yesterday, the Senate made it illegal to sue a bank. Which is why today, Harvey Weinstein petitioned to become a bank. –Conan O’Brien

When asked about the 2020 election, Joe Biden said, “I haven’t decided to run. But I’ve decided I’m not going to decide not to run.” Then his wife Jill Biden said, “Welcome to my hell.” –Conan O’Brien

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans