I wonder if y'all see the swindle yet? (it gave a**holes an excuse to be themselves)

Over the weekend, Californians raged at Vice President JD Vance and his family as they visited Disneyland. Kamala Harris said, "I'm going to get to the bottom of this,” while holding a bottle of Jack Daniels. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump says he's considering taking away Rosie O'Donnell's US citizenship. He claims it's the best way to prevent the return of mad cow disease. —Greg Gutfeld

According to a new study, keeping active slashes the risk of death from any cause by up to 40%. Does chewing count, asked Chris Christie? —Greg Gutfeld

If Covid was great at one thing, it gave assholes an excuse to be themselves. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Nancy Pelosi didn’t move this fast when she was exposed to sunlight (Jim Beam and Jack Daniels)

Once again President Trump gets stuff done and in record time. Nancy Pelosi didn’t move this fast when she was exposed to sunlight. —Greg Gutfeld

According to the New York Times failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris is looking for a way to get back in the spotlight with a run for California governor. It's true. She's already hired two consultants, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's (I'm Michael Jackson's father!)

Last night was the first the very first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Fox News reports that Michael Jackson's father Joe was treated for ulcers this week. When asked why he had ulcers Joe said, “I'm Michael Jackson's father!” --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Jack Daniels announced that they have lowered the alcohol content in their whiskey from 86 proof to 80 proof. As a result Courtney Love now passes out 10 minutes later. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

so the good news is she's cutting back (50 bottles of Jack Daniels)

"Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care." -Jay Leno

"This week, Amy Winehouse is going to be appearing at a music festival, and she's demanding - this is true - that her dressing room be stocked with 50 bottles of Jack Daniel's. Yeah. Yeah, so the good news is she's cutting back." -Conan O'Brien

"Hey, did you all see John McCain last night? He gave a great speech. And you've got to admit, he looked so life-like, didn't he?" -Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern @justicedems @BrandNew535

He's addicted to little Jack and little Daniel. That's the problem.

"Let's see what is going on with Father Foley. I'm sorry, Congressman Foley. As I'm sure you know by now, after getting caught sending explicit e-mails to underage boys, Florida Congressman Mark Foley has resigned. So his seat is up for grabs, which is what got him into trouble in the first place." --Jay Leno

"This is like the worst thing to happen to congressional Republicans since last Thursday. Most people think GOP stands for Gay Old Pedophile." --Jay Leno

"Mark Foley has now checked into rehab for alcoholism. Oh, shut up. Like that's the big problem. Who cares if he's addicted to Jack Daniels? He's addicted to little Jack and little Daniel. That's the problem." --Jay Leno

A bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a cigarette in the other

"President Obama is facing criticism over an incident yesterday where he was holding a cup of coffee in his hand, and then used that same hand to salute a Marine. Though with all that's going on in the world, I'm surprised he didn't salute with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a cigarette in the other." –Jimmy Fallon

"The Secret Service is considering several new measures to keep people from trying to get into the White House. The first thing they're going to do to keep people out is put up a sign that says 'Blockbuster Video.'" –Conan O'Brien



He also endorsed porn, Jack Daniels, and hepatitis C

“Kid Rock gave Mitt Romney an endorsement. He also endorsed porn, Jack Daniels, and hepatitis C.” –Jimmy Kimmel



“Newt Gingrich said that Mitt Romney is so closed-minded that he would have fired Christopher Columbus. Romney denied it, saying, ‘Are you kidding me? A man with three boats, that's my kind of guy.’” –Jimmy Fallon





"Today, in a suburb of Detroit, Mitt Romney asked supporters to donate money to his campaign. Of course, the people then pointed out that they live in Detroit. And he's Mitt Romney." –Conan O’Brien

John Hulse painting