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Monday, July 10, 2017

so the good news is she's cutting back (50 bottles of Jack Daniels)



"Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care." -Jay Leno

"This week, Amy Winehouse is going to be appearing at a music festival, and she's demanding - this is true - that her dressing room be stocked with 50 bottles of Jack Daniel's. Yeah. Yeah, so the good news is she's cutting back." -Conan O'Brien

"Hey, did you all see John McCain last night? He gave a great speech. And you've got to admit, he looked so life-like, didn't he?" -Jay Leno




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