Don’t I get credit for anything? (three SpongeBob's)

Last night was the very first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this week that after he was elected he took a voluntary course on sexual harassment. Arnold says the sexual harassment class was a waste of time because quote, “I already know how to do it.” --Conan O’Brien 4/1/2004

This week, Sarah Palin said that God helped Donald Trump win the presidential election. When he heard this, a furious Satan said, “Don’t I get credit for anything?” –Conan O’Brien

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”