"President
Obama is facing criticism over an incident yesterday where he was holding a cup
of coffee in his hand, and then used that same hand to salute a Marine. Though
with all that's going on in the world, I'm surprised he didn't salute with a
bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a cigarette in the other." –Jimmy
Fallon
"The Secret Service is considering several new measures to
keep people from trying to get into the White House. The first thing they're
going to do to keep people out is put up a sign that says 'Blockbuster
Video.'" –Conan O'Brien
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