Meatball Doms (proving once again that Geeks will say anything to get laid)

A group of scientists say women who abstain from sex may be putting their health in jeopardy, proving once again that Geeks will say anything to get laid. —Greg Gutfeld

Alec Baldwin and 50 Cent will appear at the reopening of New York city's planted Hollywood. 50 was the only one willing to do it with Alec since he's already been shot nine times. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Both major parties need to go (and then one day, he remembered, he's a moron)

"Obviously Bin Laden follows the news over here, because he said Americans are reeling from a mortgage crisis, which is true. People don't know this, Bin Laden used to work for Afghanistan's biggest real estate agency: Century 12." --Bill Maher

"Now the real Bin Laden, he made a video, it came out today. He's up there with Kanye West and 50 cent, he's going for that 9/11 market. But in Bin Laden's video, the real Bin Laden said if Americans want the war in Iraq to end, they must convert to Islam. Well, I mean, between that and waiting for the Democrats to end it, I say go with Islam." --Bill Maher

"Joe the plumber said at first he was flattered the Republicans were asking him for advice, and then one day, he remembered, he's a moron." --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

For Snoop, that’s a performance-enhancing drug (1 in 6)

February 2022

“Yesterday, as I hope you know, was Super Bowl Sunday, also known as — a.k.a. ‘Cryptocurrency Awareness Day.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Anderson .Paak, and — it was supposed to be Mary J. Blige, but Snoop Dogg smoked all the j’s, so it was just Mary Blige.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This is a headline in The New York Post today: ‘Snoop Dogg smokes weed right before star-studded Super Bowl halftime show.’ Yeah, no kidding. He smokes weed right before everything.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“For Snoop, that’s a performance-enhancing drug.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The ABC's of Respecting Women (Baby's First Pepper Spray)

     

"So obviously, the president has a better idea [on screen: Bush saying, 'I believe the best approach is to put more power in the hands of individuals. By empowering people and their doctors...']. Okay, I'm just going to stop him right there. I think I figured out the disconnect here. I think I figured out the problem. 'Empowering people and their doctors.' See, he thinks the uninsured have doctors." --Jon Stewart

    

"For the past month, everyone's been talking about the feud between Kanye West and 50 Cent. Who would win their album sales war? Well, nation, after releasing their albums on the same day, the numbers are in. Kanye's album 'Graduation' sold 957,000 copies, while 50's 'Curtis' only sold 691,000. Now I have disagreed with Kanye in the past, but he sold more albums, so the market has spoken -- George Bush doesn't care about black people." --Stephen Colbert

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Afghanistan's biggest real estate agency (Century 12)

"Now the real Bin Laden, he made a video, it came out today. He's up there with Kanye West and 50 Cent, he's going for that 9/11 market. But in Bin Laden's video, the real Bin Laden said if Americans want the war in Iraq to end, they must convert to Islam. Well, I mean, between that and waiting for the Democrats to end it, I say go with Islam." --Bill Maher

"Obviously Bin Laden follows the news over here, because he said Americans are reeling from a mortgage crisis, which is true. People don't know this, Bin Laden used to work for Afghanistan's biggest real estate agency: Century 12." --Bill Maher

      

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

another chunk of ice broke off his mother (the market has spoken)

"This is good news: President Bush says he's going to finally take some action on global warming, because he became very alarmed when another chunk of ice broke off his mother." --David Letterman

"For the past month, everyone's been talking about the feud between Kanye West and 50 Cent. Who would win their album sales war? Well, nation, after releasing their albums on the same day, the numbers are in. Kanye's album 'Graduation' sold 957,000 copies, while 50's 'Curtis' only sold 691,000. Now I have disagreed with Kanye in the past, but he sold more albums, so the market has spoken -- George Bush doesn't care about black people." --Stephen Colbert

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans