another chunk of ice broke off his mother (the market has spoken)

"This is good news: President Bush says he's going to finally take some action on global warming, because he became very alarmed when another chunk of ice broke off his mother." --David Letterman

"For the past month, everyone's been talking about the feud between Kanye West and 50 Cent. Who would win their album sales war? Well, nation, after releasing their albums on the same day, the numbers are in. Kanye's album 'Graduation' sold 957,000 copies, while 50's 'Curtis' only sold 691,000. Now I have disagreed with Kanye in the past, but he sold more albums, so the market has spoken -- George Bush doesn't care about black people." --Stephen Colbert

     

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