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Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

For Snoop, that’s a performance-enhancing drug (1 in 6)


February 2022

“Yesterday, as I hope you know, was Super Bowl Sunday, also known as — a.k.a. ‘Cryptocurrency Awareness Day.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Anderson .Paak, and — it was supposed to be Mary J. Blige, but Snoop Dogg smoked all the j’s, so it was just Mary Blige.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This is a headline in The New York Post today: ‘Snoop Dogg smokes weed right before star-studded Super Bowl halftime show.’ Yeah, no kidding. He smokes weed right before everything.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“For Snoop, that’s a performance-enhancing drug.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, October 13, 2017

Trump is so [ticked], he just revoked Dr. Dre’s medical license (rhymes with orange)



The big story out of the BET show was Eminem launching a five-minute freestyle attack on Donald Trump. It was very well done. He found a way to rhyme the word “orange,” which previously had been thought impossible. –Jimmy Kimmel

It was a blistering condemnation of the president, especially interesting because at one time Donald Trump endorsed Eminem for president. Now he’s a “loooser!” Trump is so [ticked], he just revoked Dr. Dre’s medical license. –Jimmy Kimmel
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans


Your moron comment was fake news! (Biglyer than yours)


Last night the rapper Eminem attacked President Trump in a freestyle rap video that aired at the BET Awards. The title of Eminem’s rap is “The Storm,” so naturally Donald Trump reacted by throwing rolls of paper towels at it. –James Corden

Eminem’s lyrics were politically charged. He defended the NFL players who have been kneeling during the national anthem, and later Donald Trump responded with his own rap that went, “Will the NFL players please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.” –James Corden
      
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans