Both major parties need to go (and then one day, he remembered, he's a moron)

"Obviously Bin Laden follows the news over here, because he said Americans are reeling from a mortgage crisis, which is true. People don't know this, Bin Laden used to work for Afghanistan's biggest real estate agency: Century 12." --Bill Maher

"Now the real Bin Laden, he made a video, it came out today. He's up there with Kanye West and 50 cent, he's going for that 9/11 market. But in Bin Laden's video, the real Bin Laden said if Americans want the war in Iraq to end, they must convert to Islam. Well, I mean, between that and waiting for the Democrats to end it, I say go with Islam." --Bill Maher

"Joe the plumber said at first he was flattered the Republicans were asking him for advice, and then one day, he remembered, he's a moron." --Bill Maher

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