"During Sen. Graham's
apology, Martha-Ann Bomgardner, Alito's wife, was so overcome with emotion she
broke down in tears and left the hearing. To get an abortion." --Tina Fey
"They asked Judge
Alito a lot of questions, to see if he's in touch with the average American.
What is the price of a loaf of bread? How much is a gallon of milk? What is the
cost to buy a congressman?" --Jay Leno
“And now the Abramoff guy. You know, the lobbyist
involved in the corruption scandal? They're now saying he's completely out of
money. Tapped out. In fact, they're making a movie about him called 'Broke Ass
Mountain.'" --Jay Leno
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