"Prime Minister Tony
Blair admitted during an interview this week that he has smacked his children,
though only because he believed reports that they were carrying weapons of mass
destruction." --Tina Fey
"The French have
launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the
subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you."
--Amy Poehler
"Happy birthday to
Rush Limbaugh. He's 55 years old. You have to give Rush credit. He's probably
the only Republican in the country with a cheap prescription drug plan."
--Jay Leno
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