The first thing he did was give Pat Robertson the finger (Super and Duper)

"Have you been watching the Alito Supreme Court nomination hearings? The Democrats are upset, they're crazy, they're already accusing him of giving vague, contradictory hearings. And Alito was on that, he shot back, 'Maybe, maybe not.'" --David Letterman

"The American Bar Association gave Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito their highest rating. President Bush gave Alito his highest rating, too, because Bush called him 'Super' and 'Duper.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Doctors say that Ariel Sharon is emerging from his coma and can move his hand. The first thing he did was give Pat Robertson the finger." --Jay Leno