"President
Bush also said today that he is worried that Iraq will be overrun by religious
fundamentalists. Hey, let me tell you something. If it's good enough for the
Republican Party, it is good enough for Iraq." --Jay Leno
"The
stock market bounced back today, up 117 points. See what happens when Bush
leaves the country for a few days, things get better." --Jay Leno
"With
all this talk of hope and change and idealism and getting the country back on
track, it was a friend of mine, an old friend who -- he wanted to say something
to you. Is he ready to say it? [on screen: Pres. Bush saying, 'Iran is a threat
to world peace']. Boo! That's former president, what is that? Oh, he's still.
Bush's warning to Iran was sort of a nice reminder for all of us here in the
country that he's still the president. And to drive the point home, he's
actually going overseas. The president has taken on an ambitious Middle East
eight-day, six-country, 12-war visit. I assume he's going to the Middle East
like kind of one of those post Katrina surveying of the damage kind of, did I do
that?" --Jon Stewart
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