I just hope this one incident doesn't poison the normally good trust that existed between the white man and the Indian

"The White House announced today, as everybody else did, that  President Bush's re-election campaign, they're going to take the money they got from this Jack Abramoff guy and donate it to heart patients in need. See? It goes right back to Cheney again!" --Jay Leno

"It turns out, Abramoff got a lot of money from the Indian gaming people and then he defrauded them. He defrauded Indian tribes and took their money. I just hope this one incident doesn't poison the normally good trust that existed between the white man and the Indian." --Jay Leno

"Congressman Tom DeLay officially filed for re-election. He's been indicted and he filed for re-election. He's got a good slogan: 'Give me two more years before the judge gives me five to ten.'" --Jay Leno