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Monday, December 26, 2016

Donald Trump running for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard -- David Letterman




"Did you all see Sandra Day O'Connor making the coin toss [at the Rose Bowl]? When President Bush saw a Supreme Court justice flipping a coin he went, 'Hey, that's how I got elected!' --Jay Leno

"You know how sometimes during war time, civil liberties can take a back seat to national security? Well, I got good news and bad news. The good news is this -- no Japanese people are being sent to any camps. The bad news is, that time you got hammered and drunk dialed your ex-girlfriend who's studying abroad and sang her that WHAM! song that was 'your song' -- uh, the government's got that on tape." --Jon Stewart

"Donald Trump running for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard." --David Letterman


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