"President
George Bush is in
Israel right now. But he doesn't really fit there. He showed up today wearing a
10-gallon yarmulke." --David Letterman
"When
you take George Bush out of his own environment, when you take him out of his
own culture, like in Israel for example, he makes mistakes. Earlier today, he
was speaking at a group of people in Jerusalem and he finished up by saying, 'I
am Jewish guy.' There's no getting around it, George Bush is confused. He
thinks a Jewish settlement is Ellen Barkin taking $20 million from Ron
Perelman." --David Letterman
"How
about this? Hillary Clinton won the New Hampshire primary last night, huh? It
was a surprising victory and today she is denying that she used human growth
hormone." --David Letterman
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