"President Bush met
with all the former secretaries of State and Defense for advice on Iraq. This
is quite a change. This is the first time Bush has listened to anybody. Well,
if you don't count the wire taps." --Jay Leno
"According to the
Washington Post, Vice President Dick Cheney is limping today because he injured
his foot. Cheney said 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should see the old
lady I was kicking.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Republicans now want
Donald Trump to run for governor of New York. I think it'd be nice to see the
guy get a little publicity for a change. Friends though say that Donald is very
excited about this and he's seriously thinking about throwing his hair into the
ring." --David Letterman
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