"Not all Americans
are hated down south. On Sunday, Hugo Chavez welcomed musician Harry Belafonte,
a beloved entertainer who serves as a United Nations goodwill ambassador. [clip
of Belafonte calling Pres. Bush 'the greatest terrorist in the world.'] I'm
sorry, goodwill ambassador? So really, George Bush is the world's greatest
terrorist? That's going to be news to Osama bin Laden, who's got the track
record and the mug from his grandchildren to prove it." --Jon Stewart
"Lots of people are
returning gifts this week, and that's just Congressmen. Even President Bush
returned $6,000 given to him by that creepy Jack Abramoff guy. But Bush said he
hadn't done anything with the money. In fact, it still had the original strings
attached." --Jay Leno
“Things are so bad now the
Iraqis are offering to help us restore democracy in Washington." --Jay
Leno
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