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Monday, December 26, 2016

bin Laden has the track record and the mug from his grandchildren to prove it (original strings attached)



"Not all Americans are hated down south. On Sunday, Hugo Chavez welcomed musician Harry Belafonte, a beloved entertainer who serves as a United Nations goodwill ambassador. [clip of Belafonte calling Pres. Bush 'the greatest terrorist in the world.'] I'm sorry, goodwill ambassador? So really, George Bush is the world's greatest terrorist? That's going to be news to Osama bin Laden, who's got the track record and the mug from his grandchildren to prove it." --Jon Stewart

"Lots of people are returning gifts this week, and that's just Congressmen. Even President Bush returned $6,000 given to him by that creepy Jack Abramoff guy. But Bush said he hadn't done anything with the money. In fact, it still had the original strings attached." --Jay Leno

“Things are so bad now the Iraqis are offering to help us restore democracy in Washington." --Jay Leno




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