"Former D.C. Mayor
Marion Barry has once again tested positive for cocaine. D.C. police said they
suspected he was using cocaine when they found out he was Marion Barry."
--Conan O'Brien
"This week, New
Jersey voted to temporarily suspend the death penalty. Lawmakers say it sends a
strong message to death row inmates: If we can't leave New Jersey, neither can
you." --Conan O'Brien
"Last Thursday, the
president tried to counter the growing criticism of his Iraq policy by
gathering together 13 former secretaries of defense and state, a regular who's
who of who's blown up what. Also on the guest list, Robert McNamara, defense
secretary during the Vietnam era. The White House invited him to ensure that at
least someone in the room had fu*ked up more than they have." --Jon
Stewart
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