"Arnold
Schwarzenegger is back at work after a motorcycle accident. He had to have 15
stitches in his left upper lip. The whole left side of his mouth was numb.
Which is tough for a politician, to only being able to speak out of one side on
your mouth." --Jay Leno
"Supreme Court
confirmation hearings are under way for Judge Samuel Alito. It's pretty interesting. Democrats want to
know his position on privacy, while Republicans want to know his position on
prison terms for bribery." --Jay Leno
"During Judge
Alito's hearings, Senator Ted Kennedy accidentally referred to Sam Alito as
Ali-oto. Kennedy said 'Forgive me, I'm sober.'" --Conan O'Brien
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