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Monday, December 26, 2016

The No Rush Administration (Forgive me, I'm sober)



"Arnold Schwarzenegger is back at work after a motorcycle accident. He had to have 15 stitches in his left upper lip. The whole left side of his mouth was numb. Which is tough for a politician, to only being able to speak out of one side on your mouth." --Jay Leno

"Supreme Court confirmation hearings are under way for Judge  Samuel Alito. It's pretty interesting. Democrats want to know his position on privacy, while Republicans want to know his position on prison terms for bribery." --Jay Leno

"During Judge Alito's hearings, Senator Ted Kennedy accidentally referred to Sam Alito as Ali-oto. Kennedy said 'Forgive me, I'm sober.'" --Conan O'Brien


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