"Secret Service Director Julia Pierson stepped down after
two major security breaches at the White House. It turns out Pierson's first
job was actually as a costumed character at Disney World. I'm guessing the
character was Sleeping Beauty." –Jimmy Fallon
"The
Obamas celebrated their 22nd wedding anniversary. It was a quiet late-night
supper. It was just the Obamas and a couple of White House fence jumpers."
–David Letterman
"Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned, and
in her closing statement she said, 'I'm leaving, not because of the breaches in
security, but I don't think I can take the pressure of the upcoming
trick-or-treaters.'" –David Letterman
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