"For Halloween, a woman in Vermont is handing out kale to
trick-or-treaters. If you're in Vermont and you want to stop by, look for the
house that's been set on fire." –Conan O'Brien
"Cosmo magazine is encouraging female students in North
Carolina to vote by offering a party bus to the voting polls that includes
shirtless male models — just as our forefathers intended." –Conan O'Brien
"Here is a new and important announcement from the CDC:
You will not become a Jets fan through casual contact with a Jets fan."
–David Letterman
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