"It's interesting that in spite of all of Russia's
troubles, Putin has an 80 percent approval rating, which I guess is something that
happens when your pollsters carry machine guns." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Archaeologists in Arizona have discovered the remains of
a 1,300-year-old village. They found dwellings, stone tools, and hundreds of
ballots cast for Senator John McCain." –Seth Meyers
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