“Over the weekend another guy jumped the fence at the White
House. This time he was tackled by three security guards. They released him and
then later in the day he was signed by the Jets." –David Letterman
"Now that Vladimir Putin's gotten rid of daylight savings,
it's just a matter of time before he decides to get rid of daylight
altogether." –Craig Ferguson
"Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush said today that he has
not yet decided whether he will run for president in 2016 — at which point
Hillary Clinton took her foot off of his neck." –Seth Meyers
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