Sounds like someone is applying for American citizenship

"Security is so tight now that they've asked members of Congress to circle the White House – because that way nothing will get past." –David Letterman 



"Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a baby girl. And get this, she's already said her first word: 'Iowa.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has not appeared in public for weeks. There are rumors he's sick due to too much cheese, fried chicken, and beer. Sounds like someone is applying for American citizenship." –Conan O'Brien