"Last night the republican governor of Florida refused to
come out for a debate. He was upset that his opponent had a fan under the
podium to keep cool. Now a governor and a fan are very different, of course.
One oscillates back and forth, blowing hot air in everybody's face. And the
other one is a fan." –Craig Ferguson
"Looks like they're working out the Ebola situation. The
CDC has released new guidelines about what healthcare workers should wear to
protect themselves when treating Ebola patients. For starters, this Halloween
they've outlawed the slutty hazmat suit." –Conan O'Brien
"It was Game 1 of the World Series tonight. The Kansas
City Royals haven't been in the World Series since 1985. Things were very
different back then. Tensions were high with Russia, Congress locked up in
partisan bickering, my career was in the dumps. These are all bad
examples." –Craig Ferguson
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