"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un visited an orphanage over
the weekend. Well actually, it wasn't an orphanage when he got there."
–Seth Meyers
"During a campaign event, former presidential nominee Bob
Dole told the crowd that Mitt Romney should run for president in 2016. If
there's anyone who knows that the third time is a charm, it's a guy who lost
three times." –Jimmy Fallon
"While Mitt Romney was in Nebraska at a campaign rally to
support a local Senate candidate this week, the crowd started chanting, 'Run,
Mitt, Run.' And now, nobody can find Mitt Romney." –Seth Meyers
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