"Obamacare hit its numbers. Despite all the initial
problems, Healthcare.gov surpassed the enrollment goal, over 7 million. Now the
Republicans are saying that they're going to repeal the Internet." –Bill
Maher
"Billionaire Sheldon Adelson had a little party in Vegas
this weekend to audition Republican presidential candidates, and they all came
to kiss his ass: Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, John Kasich. Chris Christie came, and
while he was in Vegas he went over to the New York, New York hotel and shut
down traffic on the miniature Brooklyn Bridge." –Bill Maher
"50 years ago, America's biggest employer was General
Motors, where workers made the modern equivalent of $50 dollars an hour. Today,
America's biggest employer is Walmart, where the average wage is $8 dollars an
hour. And Walmart released their annual report this month, and in it was the
fact that most of what Walmart sells is food. And most of their customers need
food stamps to pay for it. Meanwhile, Walmart's owners are so absurdly rich
that one of them, Alice Walton, spent over a billion dollars building an art
museum in Bentonville, Arkansas, 500 miles away from the nearest person who
ever would want to look at art. And she said about it, 'For years I've been
thinking about what we can do as a family that can really make a difference.'
How about giving your employees a raise, you deluded nitwit?" –Bill Maher
