"This year's Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same day
as the marijuana holiday, 4/20.
Which means no matter what your religion, this Sunday you're probably going to
see a giant bunny." –Conan O'Brien
"Speaking of religion, the Pope let two 11-year-old boys
ride in the Pope-mobile with him. Afterwards the Vatican told the Pope, 'That's
not the kind of publicity we're looking for.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Every year, the IRS collects over $950 billion in taxes.
There's more money coming at them than a stripper at Charlie Sheen's house."
–Craig Ferguson
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