"France has passed new legislation that makes it illegal
to work after 6 p.m. They're hoping to encourage workers to spend more time
with their mistresses." –Seth Meyers
"Last week I announced that I'm
retiring. Now I'm hoping I can hang on long enough so my son can take over the
show. I never thought I would retire. I always assumed I would be
impeached." –David Letterman
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