a lot of people didn’t like him, but at least he was bad at golf (wondering when the jokes were gonna start)

President Trump’s had a rough reception at this past weekend’s dinner where his comedy routine was universally ridiculed. Even the crickets in attendance sat quietly wondering when the jokes were gonna start. —Seth Meyers 

This week also saw the funeral of Lindsey Graham, where Trump was seen struggling to keep his eyes open. He looks like me after I’ve had three White Claws at the beach. —Seth Meyers 

“During his eulogy yesterday at Senator Lindsey Graham’s funeral, President Trump said that virtually everyone in both political parties liked Graham and added, ‘Well, not everybody.’ Amazing. The one time where it’s perfectly acceptable to lie a little bit and he decides to tell the truth: ‘[imitating Trump] Lindsey, a lot of people didn’t like him, but at least he was bad at golf.’” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

40 cans of White Claw (jab-cross combo)

So, President Trump landed in Israel where he facilitated the release of the Israeli hostages. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris landed in Margaritaville where she facilitated the release of 40 cans of White Claw. —Greg Gutfeld

Hillary Clinton commended Trump for the peace deal in Gaza. I would say that hell is frozen over, but Hillary’s not due there for another six to eight years. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Zero percent support Joe Biden guessing what the BT and Q stand for (White Claw/bull semen)

A seven year old boy in Pennsylvania set a new world record by bouncing on a POGO stick more than 2,000 times in a row. Said the boy's parents, “Open the schools!” —Colin Jost

A Canadian woman was fined $25,000 dollars for illegally importing bull semen. Meanwhile in the US, bull semen is sold legally under the name White Claw. —Colin Jost

A new poll shows that 75% of LGBTQ support Joe Biden. But Zero percent support Joe Biden guessing what the BT and Q stand for. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

Clowns and Serial Killers (Where do politicians come from?)

June 2022

“Of course I’m in a good mood today. It’s the first day of summer. Seriously, I heard so many White Claws crack open today I thought the cicadas were back.” —Jimmy Fallon

“You could tell it’s summer. This morning, my Uber driver drove around with the top down and by the top, I mean his shirt.” —Jimmy Fallon

“But yeah, summer is here, which means that you’ve got about a week until it’s pumpkin season at Starbucks.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, today is the summer solstice, which means it’s the longest day of the year. So if today felt extra long, you’re either in our hemisphere or you own Bitcoin.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This is like the worst thing a Catholic priest has ever done (seems like a minor mistake to me)

February 2022

“For two decades, Father Andres Arango performed the sacrament with the words, ‘We baptize you in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.’ However, the Vatican instructs priests to say ‘I baptize.’ Wait, wait, I’m sorry, what? All the baptisms are invalid because of one — no, one word? This is like the worst thing a Catholic priest has ever done.” —Trevor Noah

“Like, don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to hear that the Catholic Church cares about people’s pronouns, but this seems like a minor mistake to me.” —Trevor Noah

“You know, like I would understand if the priest accidentally cleansed their souls in White Claw, that I would get. But this doesn’t seem like a huge deal.” —Trevor Noah

“And what’s going to happen to all the people who weren’t actually baptized — what happens to them now, huh? Are they going to go to hell for someone else’s mistake? That’s so unfair. Everyone else who gets to go to hell goes there because they got to have some fun first, you know?” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”