a lot of people didn’t like him, but at least he was bad at golf (wondering when the jokes were gonna start)

President Trump’s had a rough reception at this past weekend’s dinner where his comedy routine was universally ridiculed. Even the crickets in attendance sat quietly wondering when the jokes were gonna start. —Seth Meyers 

This week also saw the funeral of Lindsey Graham, where Trump was seen struggling to keep his eyes open. He looks like me after I’ve had three White Claws at the beach. —Seth Meyers 

“During his eulogy yesterday at Senator Lindsey Graham’s funeral, President Trump said that virtually everyone in both political parties liked Graham and added, ‘Well, not everybody.’ Amazing. The one time where it’s perfectly acceptable to lie a little bit and he decides to tell the truth: ‘[imitating Trump] Lindsey, a lot of people didn’t like him, but at least he was bad at golf.’” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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