Clowns and Serial Killers (Where do politicians come from?)

June 2022

“Of course I’m in a good mood today. It’s the first day of summer. Seriously, I heard so many White Claws crack open today I thought the cicadas were back.” —Jimmy Fallon

“You could tell it’s summer. This morning, my Uber driver drove around with the top down and by the top, I mean his shirt.” —Jimmy Fallon

“But yeah, summer is here, which means that you’ve got about a week until it’s pumpkin season at Starbucks.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, today is the summer solstice, which means it’s the longest day of the year. So if today felt extra long, you’re either in our hemisphere or you own Bitcoin.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”