it's a classic case of he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said (he's been sprayed with mace)

 

 

So, on Tuesday, California Congressman Eric Swalwell resigned from Congress. As a result, Chinese flags were flown at half mast. —Greg Gutfeld    

Just a heads up, if you see Swalwell with red, watery eyes, it's not because he's been crying about his resignation. It's because he's been sprayed with mace. —Greg Gutfeld    

Swalwell vows, however, that he'll fight the most serious charges, saying it's a classic case of he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said. —Greg Gutfeld

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