Do you know how many carpenters named Jesus I have working for me? (He should've just obeyed the law)

When asked about Donald Trump, Pope Francis said that people who build walls are not Christians. And Donald said, "Of course I'm a Christian. Do you know how many carpenters named Jesus I have working for me?" –Jimmy Fallon

"A judge in New Jersey ruled that women can keep their husbands and boyfriends out of the delivery room while they are in labor. When asked if they'd mind leaving the room, husbands and boyfriends were already gone." –Jimmy Fallon

And get this -- In honor of next week's summit, a barber in Vietnam is giving free haircuts in the style of Trump and Kim Jong-un. Yeah, the barber came up with the idea after realizing that he's really bad at cutting hair. --Jimmy Fallon

Well, you guys, McDonald's shamrock shake is back. Some people said, "Eh, it's a little early." While Americans are like, "Shut up, we need this!" --Jimmy Fallon

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