“That's right. It's Singles Awareness Day. And in a cruel twist of fate, it falls on hump day.” —Jimmy Fallon
“President Biden celebrated Valentine's Day by ordering takeout from a French restaurant in D.C. Yep, Biden ordered takeout, which was kind of fun because it's not often you see an Uber Eats guy with a Secret Service motorcade.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Well, listen to this. Cybersecurity experts are warning that electric vehicles could be the next prime targets for hackers. Which explains why my car keeps getting e-mails about ‘hot sedans in your area.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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