So not only did our Air Force get a direct hit, they also got an incredible deal on a pre-owned Buick Regal (Kilometery Cyrus)

February 2023

“After the US military shot down three unidentified flying objects in as many days, on Monday, the US set up a new task force on UFOs. Interesting coincidence. That’s like your flight attendant saying, ‘Uh, attention passengers, everyone in the cockpit is totally fine and conscious. Totally unrelated, we are setting up a task force on how to land a plane.’” —Stephen Colbert

“It is possible, that the UFOs could be sky trash detected with new sensitivity on radar settings; the White House said there are ‘hundreds, if not thousands’, of trash objects in the sky, including used car lot balloons. So not only did our Air Force get a direct hit, they also got an incredible deal on a pre-owned Buick Regal.” —Stephen Colbert

“There is news that researchers are closing in on a male birth control pill, with a pill that will stop sperm from swimming for an hour. The drug has been tested in mice, and after ingesting it, none of the mice got any women pregnant, so that’s good. They say their ultimate plan is to crush the pills up, put them into a tranquilizer dart, and hide in a tree outside Nick Cannon’s house.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”