Guests love it until the couple's first dance is a 45-minute song by Phish (You do not want to know)

After going out of business last year, Toys "R" Us stores are coming back. When asked how he made a living while he was unemployed, Geoffrey the giraffe said, "You do not want to know." --Jimmy Fallon

During his performance with A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes referred to President Trump as “President Agent Orange.” Then the Secret Service said, “Great, now he needs a new code name!” –Jimmy Fallon

"Rick Santorum said women might not be suited for military action because their emotions aren't suited for combat. Which can mean only one thing: He’s never seen an episode of ‘The View.’” –Jimmy Fallon

That's right, more people are handing out weed at their wedding. Guests love it until the couple's first dance is a 45-minute song by Phish. --Jimmy Fallon

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