Once you download this app, your phone is no longer a smartphone (Task Failed Successfully)

President Obama said he believes Mr. Trump will not be president because the American people “recognize that being president is a serious job. It's not hosting a talk show." Maybe I don't get to do “serious” stuff like pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving but I'll tell you something, Mr. Obama: Every minute of every day I'm thinking about how to keep Americans safe from Matt Damon. –Jimmy Kimmel

Kendall and Kylie Jenner released a new iPhone app where it lets you enter the "glamorous and exciting world of Kendall and Kylie Jenner," another way of saying “stare at your phone for hours.” Once you download this app, your phone is no longer a smartphone. –Jimmy Kimmel

A lot of people aren’t getting the tax refunds they were expecting. Most people thought the big Trump Tax Cut was going to cut taxes. The reason it was called the Trump Tax Cuts is that it cuts taxes for Trump. The average refund is down by 8% across the board. Many of those who voted for Trump came up with a hashtag GOPTaxScam. Some people are saying their refunds are so tiny, they even fit in Donald Trump’s hand. --Jimmy Kimmel

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