Great. Now, I need a new campaign slogan (Nobody knows what they’re doing)

Today in Congress, Donald Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen, testified about the president and all his scandals. Yep. He called Trump a "conman," a "cheat," and a "racist." Trump heard that and was like, "Great. Now, I need a new 2020 campaign slogan." --Jimmy Fallon

Over the weekend, Vice President Mike Pence tweeted his support for Israel, but accidentally used an emoji of the Nicaraguan flag instead of the Israeli flag. The White House says there’s a perfectly good reason why he did it: Nobody knows what they’re doing. –Jimmy Fallon

"Yesterday a federal judge suspended President Obama's executive order on immigration. When asked if he's mad about being overruled, Obama said, 'You know I've been married for 23 years, right?'" –Jimmy Fallon

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