“At one point during the State of the Union, President Biden criticized some Republicans for threatening to cut social security and Medicare to balance the federal budget, Marjorie Taylor Greene stood up and shouted ‘liar!’ at the president. In a split screen with these two, I’m definitely less inclined to believe the lady who’s dressed like she’s leaving her entire fortune to her cat. Greene looked like a crazy person yelling at the bus driver because he refused to drop her off at the racetrack.” —Seth Meyers
“The Super Bowl may have taken place on Sunday evening, but by Monday afternoon, we are ready to focus on America’s other national pastime: being scared of giant balloons after three unidentified flying objects were downed by the US military in as many days. The suspicious objects were detected days after the US military tracked a Chinese spy balloon across the country and destroyed it off the coast of South Carolina. Just a reminder: we spend almost $800 Billion a year on defense, and we used it to pop a balloon. You can do that with a thumb tack and a straw.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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