They said, ‘This is way funnier.’ (or as they call it in the airline world, a ‘Cockpit Block.’)

February 2023

“The NFL used a new type of grass that took two years to prepare, and it was so slippery that the players were falling down on it the entire game. Yeah, always smart to try something new on the biggest game of the year, I think. But the NFL actually released a statement defending the grass. They said, ‘This is way funnier.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Rihanna did a Super Bowl halftime show while pregnant. Meanwhile, everyone at home on their 30th chicken wing was like, ‘I also felt a kick.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Imagine it's the first day of kindergarten and your fun fact is that you've done the Super Bowl halftime show.” —Jimmy Fallon

“President Biden's gonna stop the merger between JetBlue and Spirit airlines. That's right, Biden's gonna stop the merger, or as they call it in the airline world, a ‘Cockpit Block.’” —Jimmy Fallon

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