“In other news, Donald Trump visited East Palestine, Ohio to meet with community members disrupted by the toxic train derailment earlier this month. It’s not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a train wreck. After turning the visit into a campaign rally, Trump passed out Maga hats at a local McDonald’s. It’s gonna be a long campaign.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Former president Trump visited the beleaguered town, which has experienced mass wildlife death since the ‘controlled’ burn of vinyl chloride following the crash. It’s fitting that he’s trying to restart his campaign in East Palestine because, much like the fish there, it’s dead in the water.” —Stephen Colbert
“Meanwhile, a grand jury in the Georgia election case against Trump appears to have recommended multiple indictments. There is no way he’s getting away this time, unless he does that thing where he always gets away every time.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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