Only way this could make a smaller splash is if Haley whispered it into a bowl of soup (Everyone wants to know what that means for Meatball?)

February 2023

“Nikki Haley, Donald Trump’s ambassador to the UN, is running against her former boss for the Republican 2024 presidential nomination. ‘Get excited!’ wrote Haley, the former governor of South Carolina, in a tweet on Tuesday morning. A grateful pass. Of course, any political veteran will tell you there is no better time to drop the biggest political news of your life than on Valentine’s Day at 6.48am. A day everyone is thinking about something else, at a time when no one is awake. Only way this could make a smaller splash is if Haley whispered it into a bowl of soup.” —Stephen Colbert

“Nikki Haley is planning to run against Trump in 2024, in which she said she believes the Republican party needs to go in a new direction. I think you’d have more luck convincing a swarm of moths to go in a new direction. The whole ‘towards the light’ thing isn’t really working. The New York Times reported that Trump’s nickname for another rival, Florida governor Ron DeSantis, is ‘Meatball Ron’. Why? I have no idea, but now that Nikki Haley is running, everyone wants to know what that means for Meatball.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Today former Trump cabinet member Nikki Haley announced that she is running for president. Yep, she served in Trump's cabinet, and was Trump's ambassador to the U.N. She's the one who taught him that it's not pronounced ‘oon.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“And finally, in Las Vegas, someone stole the catalytic converter out of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Right now, Oscar Mayer doesn't know whether to call a mechanic, a butcher, or a urologist.” —Jimmy Fallon

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