I would pay 50 grand to watch him try to do a sit-up, I really would (except the special guests in the balcony plunge to their deaths)

February 2023

“In Russia, Vladimir Putin delivered his State of the Union speech. Russia’s State of the Union speech is a lot like our State of the Union speech, except the special guests in the balcony plunge to their deaths.” —Stephen Colbert

“In a grievance-filled address, Putin announced that Russia will no longer participate in the New Start nuclear arms control treaty, the last major remaining nuclear arms control treaty with the US, although the US state department had already determined that it wasn’t complying. So now, they’re going to officially begin to stop doing what they’ve previously only been pretending not to do. It’s like a kid on his 21st birthday saying to his parents, ‘And now I get to finally try this, what do you call it?’” —Stephen Colbert

“Far-right representative Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote on Twitter that Biden’s trip was ‘incredibly insulting’ because he ‘chose Ukraine over America … I can not express how much Americans hate Joe Biden.’ To be fair, you cannot express anything really. Trump also posted something on Truth Social about wanting a test to prove someone mentally and physically capable to be president. I really hope they do. I would pay 50 grand to watch him try to do a sit-up, I really would.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”